"Mom, do girls pee out of their vaginas?"
I answered with some anatomically correct explanation in which I mentioned the clitoris.
"What's a clitoris?"
I didn't like the way that sounded, so I told him not to say clitoris. Then I back-peddled, as to not shame the clitoris. Then I told him to play outside.
I always try to make those conversations not so weird. But they always are.