This is the kind of shit I see on a regular night. Mind you, I have been to Urgent Care already this summer for fireworks, this is what I stumble upon when I hear a BOOM!
We stopped at Treasure City (a souvenir store, with crap stuff), in Royalton, MN, on our way home this past weekend. We do this every time we travel to our camper. We told the kids that they had a $10.00 limit each. I didn't set this up, Bob did. I won't go in there because I hate the crap. The kids get overstimulated (as do I) and someone always ends up crying. So I stayed in the car with my daughter and the dogs, and sent Bob and the boys in alone.
My bad ALL around.
Bob bought them fireworks, a hatchet, and a blow-gun.
When we got home, he then gave them a lighter, and laid down for a rest.
I swear to anything holy or otherwise, I have 5 kids.
There isn't a quote here, because I am speechless.