The year before last, one of my then second grade twins told me a story of a boy who was saying some naughty stuff on the bus. Believe it or not, it wasn't my kids speaking like that on the bus. I know this little boy he was talking about, and I know it wasn't that far of a stretch.
The bus driver, who was a pretty serious guy, told this child to "Stop talking like that."
The little boy responded, "I can say what I want, I have the right of free speech."
(I know, I swear to god, it wasn't my kids.)
Apparently, the bus driver yelled, "Not on this bus, I'm the dick-a-nator."
Of course, he said dictator. Dear god I hope the bus driver said dictator. But to hear my little guy say that with all seriousness, hilarious. I still laugh when I think about that.