My son walks into my room the other night and says this,
"Whenever I walk by a group of girls, I raise my shoulders and flex my pecs. I let them bounce on display."
All while he was looking at himself in the mirror, practicing.
Smiling at this little weirdo, I asked him, "And how does that work for you?"
He just says, "They don't really notice."
And he turned around and walked away. Glad he is working on his "game."
Yesterday a different son runs up to me and screams, "I just got the high score! I sneezed FOUR times in a row!"
A few weeks ago I got asked this:
"Would you make me go to school if I woke up and my penis was 5 feet long?"
Boy kids are really funny.