Saturday, February 2, 2013

My dad sells bras

Did your dad call you today?

Mine did.  I am not kidding when I tell you that my 72-year old dad just called me and told me to grab a pen.

Apparently, he falls asleep to the television.  And last night, he woke up to pee.  On the telly, was an incredible product being sold via infomercial.

"I don't remember the name of it, but here is the number.  It is made of a very light material, but it keeps everything where it is supposed to be.  And it also will help smooth out the lumps on your back."

It took me a quick sec to understand that he was selling me a bra.

"I think you get like nine of them.  All colors, white, black, pink, nude, you name it.  It looks good under a blouse.  I think you should get these."

Because what I have must not look good under a blouse.

"Or at least call and ask them some questions."

I wrote down the number.  He then said, "I don't know anyone else with boobs, so I thought you should know about these."

Thanks dad.  I usually get my bras from Macy's, or Target.  I will for sure check those out when my supply runs low.

4 comments:

  1. I seriously just laughed loudly when I read this. I haven't seen Tom for many years but I do remember him to be a manly iron working not frilly at all kind of man. Ha this is great Betsey

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  2. I seriously just laughed loudly when I read this. I haven't seen Tom for many years but I do remember him to be a manly iron working not frilly at all kind of man. Ha this is great Betsey

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